And that's all folks. Until next year. I bid you adieu.
And the Oscar for BEST PICTURE goes to... 'ARGO'. Go Ben Affleck!! Suck it Academy.
Three sexiest producers alive.
Wow Ben Affleck can talk REALLY fast!
HERE COMES THE BIG ONE! And I'm not talking about Best Picture - Ladies and Gentleman Mr Jack Nicholson...
Holy Crap it's the FLOTUS! This is random.
After three times up on that stage Daniel is having some fun with his speech. I like it. Most people think he's too serious and cold. Well he showed you, he's just THAT good.
And the Oscar for BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE goes to... Daniel Day-Lewis for 'Lincoln'
It's THE Meryl Streep. I feel like I should bow. Should I bow?
And the Oscar for BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE goes to... Jennifer Lawrence for 'Silver Linings Playbook'
She's only 22! She just fell climbing the stairs! Hugh Jackman came to save her! She got a standing ovation!
Jean Dujardin - He speaks!!
And the Oscar for Best Director goes to... Ben Affleck!!
Just kidding. It's Ang Lee for 'Life of Pi'
Almost there guys. We're getting down to the nitty-gritty now.
Tarantino's last win was almost 20 years ago for 'Pulp Fiction'
And the Oscar for BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY goes to... Quentin Tarantino for 'Django Unchained'. What can I say; The man writes poetry and I like poetry.
And the Oscar for BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY goes to... 'Argo' - Chris Terrio. Oh yeah, there's no doubt in my mind this is going to win Best Picture.
And the Oscar for Best Original Song goes to.. 'Skyfall' - Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth. ADELE!!!!
And the Oscar for Best Original Score goes to... 'Life of Pi' - Michael Danna
Wow, has it really been 10 years since 'Chicago'?
The incomparable Barbra Streisand in a tribute to Marvin Hamlisch
Governors Awards re-cap... BORING!
And the Oscar for Achievement in Production Design goes to... 'Lincoln' - Rick Carter and Jim Erikson
Bella Swan and Harry Potter are on stage together. Is this allowed?Does this mean the world is going to implode or something?
And the Aussies continue to assert their presence - Nicole Kidman y'all.
Adele singing = Goosebumps
Adele is in the house. Everyone shhhhh she's about to sing! P.S. Could Jennifer Lawrence's dress be any bigger?
And the Oscar for Achievement in Editing goes to... 'Argo' - William Goldenberg. 'Argo' is soooooooo going to win Best Picture now.
It's Sandy B!
The obligatory speech by the Academy President... BORING!!!
And the Oscar for BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS goes to... Anne Hathaway for 'Les Miserables' - Gee, no-one saw that one coming. At least she didn't pretend to be shocked. Snaps!
After a 'Sound of Music' joke that falls a little flat Christopher Plumber has now taken the stage.
The SECOND Oscar for Best Sound Editing goes to... 'Skyfall'
And the Oscar for Best Sound Editing goes to... 'Zero Dark Thirty' AND ... No BS it's a tie.
And the Oscar for Achievement in Sound Mixing goes to... 'Les Miserables'
Marky Mark and some CGI are presenting the award for Sound Mixing and talking about orgies. Yep, sounds about right
Ha! The Scientific and Technical awards were presented by the stars of Star Trek. That's like nerd heaven.
It's Wolverine... I mean Hugh Jackman!!
Jennifer Hudson killed it once again singing 'You're Gonna Love Me'
Even after all that 'Les Miz' has done Catherine Zeta Jones still pulled a Beyonce.
It's Musical tribute time!!!
The live orchestra isn't in the Theatre - interesting.
And the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film goes to... 'Amour' - Well duh, it's also up for Best Picture.
Something is coming out of Jennifer Garner's butt. Oh, that's just her dress. My bad.
And the Oscar for Best Documentary Feature goes to.. 'Searching For Sugar Man' - Now bring out Rodriguez!!
Ben Affleck presenting an award. Consolation prize? Well done Academy. Dumbass!
"150 years and it's still too soon?" - Classic!
Liam Neeson takes the stage. He has a very particular set of skills...
Oh look Kristen Stewart is in the audience, not smiling. Shocking!
And the Oscar for Best Documentary Short goes to... 'Inocente'
And the Oscar for Best Live Action Short goes to... 'Curfew'
Django and Broomhilda together again!
I hear that 'Lawrence of Arabia' music and I just think 'Spaceballs'. Is it just me?
Shirley Bassey - that's more like it. This woman is 76-years-old and still got it.
50 Years of James Bond presented by Halle Berry. Really? You could have gotten anyone, anyone at all.
And the Oscar to Achievement is Makeup and Hairstyling goes to... 'Les Miserables'. Someone actually just won an Oscar for hacking off Anne Hathaway's hair. Nice!
And the Oscar for Achievement in Costume Design goes to.. 'Anna Karenina' - Jacqueline Durran
That's pretty funny, a man famous for taking off his costumes or not wearing anything at all is presenting the award for Costume design.
'Jaws' as the play off music. It's a bit ruff but funny as hell.
And the Oscar for Achievement in Visual Effects goes to... 'Life of Pi' - Too right, that Tiger was amazing. Go Richard Parker!
And the Oscar for Achievement in Cinematography goes to... 'Life of Pi' - Claudio Miranda. That's some goooooooooood hair.
Well I'm confused. Didn't Reese just introduce 'Beasts of the Southern Wild'? Is this an oppsy or not?
And the Oscar for best Animated Feature goes to 'Brave. Alright then. No nomination for Ben Affleck but the most panned Pixar film wins an Oscar. Go figure.
And the Oscar for Best Animated Short goes to 'Paperman'. Way to go Disney, you're simply the best.
Paul Rudd and Melissa McCarthy hit the stage. Here come the laughs.
And the Oscar for BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR goes to... Christoph Waltz for 'Django Unchained'. Absolutely amazing. Totally deserved and of course, I picked it.
That flying nun just made out with the flying nun. That's so meta.
Harry Potter and the long haired kid from 'Third Rock from the Sun' and now singing. Interesting combo and yet they're pulling it off.
Channing and Charlize killing it! Now THAT is dancing with the stars.
"We saw your boobs" - Best opening song ever! It's funny coz it's true.
Shatner's in the house!
Seth's right, what did happen to Jean Dujardin?
This year's Oscars theme: Musical Cinema. Bring on Les Mis, Barbra and J-Hud!
Wow, that stage looks amazing. And here comes your host for the evening, Seth McFarlane.
And here. we. go.
1 hour and 15 minutes until Showtime!!