RELEASE DATE: 11/04/2013
RUN TIME: 1HR 26MIN
|CAST:||ASHLEY TISDALE - JODY|
|J.P. MANOUX - PIERRE|
|MOLLY SHANNON - HEATHER DALTRY|
|DIRECTOR:||MALCOLM D. LEE|
Pulling elements from ‘Black Swan’, ‘Cabin in the Woods’, ‘Paranormal Activity’ and even ’50 Shades of Grey’, the jokes are hard, fast and obvious, with each one crashing and burning in unspectacular fashion. All the “comical” moments have been done a thousand times before, to the point where you can see each and every one coming a mile down the road. Even the blooper reel failed to induce so much as a chuckle. While ‘Scary Movie 5’ may not the worst movie ever made, it’s certainly giving the other contenders a run for their money.
So congratulations to the filmmakers - they managed to kill one thing here: the Scary Movie franchise, and possibly the careers of its stars.